Just Anna

1.       Manmohan’s favourite song: Just Anna-ther day in Paradise

2.       If everyone insisted on wearing a “topi” correctly, there would be less number of corrupt people born.

3.       Bollywood News: Bipasha Basu is acting in a remake of a Raj Kapoor Film. It’s called Anna-ri.

4.       What fruit is yellow/green, oblong, thorny on the outside, sweet inside and wears a topi. It’s an “Anna-nas” (pineapple).

5.       Sir dard ho ya badan dard khao sirf “Anna-cin”.

6.       A new disease is affecting those in the government. It’s called AIDS – Anna immune deficiency syndrome.

7.       If you have suddenly developed weight loss, cover your head with a topi, and talk of a freedom struggle; you need not worry, it’s just a case of Anna-nitis. Symptoms last till you realise you need to earn a living.

8.       Deewar remake: “Mere paas 2G hai, adarsh hai, CWG hai, Air India hai, Sukhna hai, Tumhare paas kya hai? “Mere paas Anna hai”.

9.       First Indian on the moon: Neil Anna-strong.

10.   Indian super hero: Supermanna

Bollywood Once Again

1.       Rajnikanth’s new film: Robot Anna

2.       Anil kapoor in and as Mr. Anna

3.       Salman Khan’s latest hit, Hum aapke ke hain Anna

4.       Priyanka Chopra in Saat Anna Maaf

5.       Amitabh Bachchan says, “Rishtey mein hum tumhare Anna lagte hai, naam hai shahenshah”

6.       Shahrukh Khan is now going “My name is Anna, and I want to meet the Prime Minister”.

7. Watch Aamir Khan’s sequel “3 Annas”.